A little message from someone who likes you

The person who sent you this thinks you're being a bit of a muppet.

No hard feelings. But you did go quiet, and it was noticed. Have a scroll. The puppet's got a few things to say, and it isn't going to be subtle.

Going quiet on a keen human is a chaotic little move.

You were in. You were nodding along. There was a vibe. Then you pulled a full disappearing act, like a sock lost to the washing machine. The puppet watched the whole thing with both googly eyes. The puppet isn't upset. The puppet is just vibrating, slightly, on the spot.

The honest bit

So what did you actually say?

Go on, be honest. Tap one.

Right. You've been told off by a puppet.

You and I both know how this ends. You say yes eventually, you just wanted to be difficult first. Fine. Let's skip the six weeks and get it over with.

One reply. That's the whole job. We even wrote it for you, so you can't muck it up.

// or skip the faffing about and just…

It's 15 minutes. No pitch, no pressure, one slightly unhinged puppet. Worst case, you've met a nice human and a felt legend.

The puppet is still here. Still flailing. Fix my reputation →